Triple Three Six
May 22

orelpuppington:
for 12.99 i could give my idiot money to this company and they will send me a gigantic fucking gummy cola bottle to stuff in my dumb stupid mouth and the worst part is that i’m actually considering it
(via revivesco)
Send me Sex Questions
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1. Top turn on?
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2. Last time you had sex with someone of a different gender?
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3. Last time you had sex with someone of the same gender?
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4. Last time you masturbated?
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5. What’s the weirdest thing that has turned you on?
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6. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve masturbated with?
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7. What’s the weirdest kind of porn you’ve watched?
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8. How often do you masturbate/have sex?
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9. Have you ever taken nude pictures?
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10. Dom(me)/Sub/Switch?
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11. Is pain a good thing?
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12. Do you like biting?
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13. Do you like scratching?
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14. Are you slightly horny right now?
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15. Are you very horny right now?
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16. Do you like face fucking?
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17. 10 of your biggest turn ons?
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18. Do you cook naked?
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19. Do you like foreplay?
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20. Have you had an orgasm?
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21. Do you like sex with toys?
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22. Do you like sex with kink?
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23. Would you have sex with someone you just met?
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24. Do you like your nipples played with?
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25. Do you like your lips bitten?
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26. Do you like to kiss with tongue?
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27. How often do you masturbate?
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28. Have you masturbated while someone else was in the room?
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29. Would you have sex with a married person?
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30. Would you have sex with a couple/multiple people?
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31. Do you go outside naked?
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32. Do you like being woken up with sex?
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33. Do you give oral?
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34. Would you let someone eat food off of you?
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35. What is the youngest/oldest you would sleep with?
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36. Do you like having drunk sex?
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37. Do you enjoy wearing lingerie?
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38. What is your favorite thing about sex?
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39. What is your favorite sexual setting?
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40. Would you ever fool around in a movie theater?
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41. Would you ever make a porno with your partner?
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42. Would you ever do a photo shoot in sexy clothes for your partner?
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43. Do you like it rough?
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44. Do you prefer to give or recieve?
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45. Do you like to have one night stands?
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46. How do you feel about one night stands?
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47. Do you prefer to make love or fuck?
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48. Have you ever watched porn while having sex?
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49. How long do you like foreplay to last?
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50. Do you like kissing during sex?
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51. Describe your favorite sexual experience.
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52. How many sexual partners have you have in the last month?
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53. What does your favorite foreplay include?
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54. Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?
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56. Do you ever worry about how you’re pleasing your partner?
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57. Could you live without sex?
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58. How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?
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59. Do you like to perform oral sex?
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60. Do you like to receive oral sex?
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61. Have you ever taped yourself in the act?
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62. Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?
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63. Have you ever been caught in the act?
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64. Have you ever had sex while on drugs?
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65. Would you let other people watch you have sex live?
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66. Do you ever have sex in the shower?
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67. What was the biggest age difference with a partner?
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68. Do you feel your up to par in bed?
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69. What was your most embarrassing sexual moments?
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70. Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?
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71. Do you practice safe sex?
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72. Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?
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73. Have you ever cried from how good a sexual experience was?
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74. Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?
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75. If you could sleep with ANYONE, who would it be?

(Source: kyary, via seafoamdicks)
[video]
chrssy:
riding your man like

(via ruinedchildhood)

a-ttitude:
worldfallsdown:
unicorn-fish:
joshishollywood:
This is fucking hilarious. I always assumed they had the camera strapped to them on a rig omg
I love how James Cameron is clearly having more fun than both of them
lol wat
This will never stop being hilarious.
this is amazing ahahahha
(Source: koreanmulan, via idi0t-impulsive)
barack-o-llamas:
idcau:
if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%
or increase by 500% if ur hot
(via supimawesome)
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thatfunnyblog:
THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T
love how we all know what duckling this was referring to
Funny Stuff you like?
(Source: teenytigress, via teatimewithtimelords)

(via rachellleee)

Goodbye best friend :c

wantonforwontons:
So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
Why does’t this have more notes
(Source: casualcynic, via so--scandalous)
This school year is going to end in disaster because of Ms Haneys crappy teaching. She gave up on teaching, so why shouldn’t her students give up on her?

d0wnscape:
the-kids-are-united:
steelgirl:
smalldoseofeverything:
Disgusting scenes from Woolwich today as a white man was attacked by 2 black men (apparently muslim)
The 2 men drove their car into the man and then jumped out and attacked him with knives and machetes.
The white man was said to be wearing a “Help for Heroes” t-shirt and was said to be a British soldier who was not very far from his barracks in Woolwich. The man was said to have been decapitated and the “muslim” men are said to have shouted “Allahu Akbar” (Arabic for God is Great)
The police were called to the scene and the 2 muslim men were shot and taken in for treatment to their wounds.
The scenes are disgusting and disturbing. The polioe are now treating this as a Terrorist attack on the british soldiers.
I’m actually really shaken up and feel sickened by this. So done with this planet.
Shit, this was just on dutch news. Apparently they sliced his head of. fucking terrible.
I’m so done. If they don’t like our people and our country, why not go back to your own? Disgusting.
(via this-is-your-fairytale)