for 12.99 i could give my idiot money to this company and they will send me a gigantic fucking gummy cola bottle to stuff in my dumb stupid mouth and the worst part is that i’m actually considering it
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riding your man like
This is fucking hilarious. I always assumed they had the camera strapped to them on a rig omg
I love how James Cameron is clearly having more fun than both of them
This will never stop being hilarious.
this is amazing ahahahha
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if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%
or increase by 500% if ur hot
THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T
love how we all know what duckling this was referring to
Funny Stuff you like?
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Goodbye best friend :c
So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
Why does’t this have more notes
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This school year is going to end in disaster because of Ms Haneys crappy teaching. She gave up on teaching, so why shouldn’t her students give up on her?
Disgusting scenes from Woolwich today as a white man was attacked by 2 black men (apparently muslim)
The 2 men drove their car into the man and then jumped out and attacked him with knives and machetes.
The white man was said to be wearing a “Help for Heroes” t-shirt and was said to be a British soldier who was not very far from his barracks in Woolwich. The man was said to have been decapitated and the “muslim” men are said to have shouted “Allahu Akbar” (Arabic for God is Great)
The police were called to the scene and the 2 muslim men were shot and taken in for treatment to their wounds.
The scenes are disgusting and disturbing. The polioe are now treating this as a Terrorist attack on the british soldiers.
I’m actually really shaken up and feel sickened by this. So done with this planet.
Shit, this was just on dutch news. Apparently they sliced his head of. fucking terrible.
I’m so done. If they don’t like our people and our country, why not go back to your own? Disgusting.